You Must Be Drunk Cover

Hello everyone. Gaze upon the glorious cover for the book.

You Must Be Drunk Cover

Okay, now that you’ve done that, perhaps you’ve guessed that the book will be out soon. How soon? I suspect at latest next Tuesday. I say this with the knowledge that it can take some time for Amazon to approve a submission. At latest I think I’ll submit next Monday afternoon. So if you don’t hear from me by then, go ahead and check my author’s page on there and you might see it before I get a notification that we’ve been approved.

It’s been a long journey, and I think well worth the time and effort. I hope you all enjoy the book, I know we do. And I think you might agree that the cover is perfect. Once you read the book you’ll note all the references that are given there. Ah, but heck, I’m just super excited to finally put this out into the world. It’s some of my best work yet, and it’s only enhanced by the tireless effort the co-author put into it. And I think we’ve only grown more excited about writing together again.

Though we have our own books that we are both currently working on, I think it’s only a matter of time before we start our next joint project. Then again, as things stand, whatever book we write on our own will be scrutinized by the other before we publish anything, so it’s not like we’ll ever be without each other. It’s wonderful to have someone to rely on, especially when they know what they’re doing. So thank you Samantha for being with me since the beginning.

With that, I’ll leave you here. I hope you have a wonderful week, and look forward to You Must Be Drunk coming to you soon!

TTFN

What I’ve published

Walk On

Walk On Cover

click here for a link to the book

Outsider Trilogy

Outsiders-Book-Cover-RGB-web-safe

Click here for a link to the book

Poetry

poems_front2

Link to my author page on Amazon – http://www.amazon.com/Steven-Oaks/e/B00MEGSEZ6

Link to the Deathship book in the CreateSpace store – https://www.createspace.com/5023771

Or you can help me out on Patreon. Again, thank you. https://www.patreon.com/StevenOaks

Update: The book is 100% edited, and 99% formatted. The book cover is coming finished. And I’m 49% into the new novel’s first draft.

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Cover, Zim, and Jim

Hello you. It’s yet another week into the year, and things are grand.

So first up, as I think quite a few of you are interested… maybe. The book cover is completed! Now for the hard part… yet another hard part. We need to work on they synopsis. I’ve a few ideas, but I need to iron them out with the co-author. So it looks like we will get this thing out before September rolls around. I’m quite happy with the cover, and I’ll let you all see it before I submit the book for publishing, so stay tuned.

Other than that, what else can I talk about? Oh, I know, we watched the new Zim movie, Enter the Florpus. It was like no time had passed, and it truly stands with the original series. As a long time fan it’s always nice to see something new from Jhonen Vasquez. The animation is better, and only one character design wasn’t quite what we were used to, but it wasn’t distractingly so. It was awesome to see Zim and Dib back up to their old antics, and it was an entertaining watch. Any fan of the show will be pleased with this new offering, however I would say anyone new to the show might not quite get it. If you’ve never seen Zim I highly recommend watching it, but start with the series first before you get to this movie. You won’t be disappointed.

Another thing I did was finish watching the little series by Defunctland(DefunctTV) about Jim Henson. I finished the 6 part series late last night. It of course ended with the death of the creator. A sad but hope filled retrospective. It’s probably why I’ve been so obsessed with the recollection of The Storyteller series recently. I had many a long talk with the co-author about our favorite episodes, and the stories they told. I don’t know why, other than it’s a great story, but the one called The Soldier and Death always stands out to me. Before we watched the Zim movie we watched it along with a friend who had come over. I think it’s safe to say we all enjoyed it. It doesn’t hurt(wink) that John Hurt was the storyteller in the first season.

Otherwise I’ve just been reading and writing. I’m up to 136 books for this year. As to writing, I’m almost to the halfway point in the first draft. It’s coming along nicely, though there are times it gets a little hard to fill in the blanks between story beats. That’s always the case for me though. Guiding these characters to specific points I want them to is like wrangling cats at times. One character in particular seems to just grab on to whoever is around and force them to do what she wants. At least she isn’t always around to do so, otherwise I might not ever get this book done, heh.

Anyway, I shall leave you here today. I hope you all have a great week, and look forward to You Must Be Drunk coming your way soon!

TTFN

What I’ve published

Walk On

Walk On Cover

click here for a link to the book

Outsider Trilogy

Outsiders-Book-Cover-RGB-web-safe

Click here for a link to the book

Poetry

poems_front2

Link to my author page on Amazon – http://www.amazon.com/Steven-Oaks/e/B00MEGSEZ6

Link to the Deathship book in the CreateSpace store – https://www.createspace.com/5023771

Or you can help me out on Patreon. Again, thank you. https://www.patreon.com/StevenOaks

Update: The book is 100% edited, and 99% formatted. The book cover is coming finished. And I’m 47% into the new novel’s first draft.

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Shave and a Haircut, DND

Howdy folks. I return.

So first off, just to get it out of the way, I shaved my head. If you don’t care about that sort of thing, go ahead and skip ahead because I’m gonna talk about this for a little bit.

I had long hair. I began growing it out years ago, and after twenty years of having enjoyed such things it is now gone. Had it never grown thin I’d probably just let it keep growing, but age has its price. As is normal for my family, eventually the baldening began to happen. So, not wanting to go for the Benjamin Franklin look, I shaved my head. There is nothing quite like a shorn…. oh wait, no. Um, it feels wonderful. No longer does my hair snag on everything, nor do I have to worry about brushing it out, let alone taking forever to wash and condition. However it does take time to shave. I’m still undecided if I’ll ever let any hair grow out again, but now I look like a rather tall dwarf with my long beard, heh.

The downside is that my head feels cold. Not too much of a problem during summer, but it does make sleeping with the a/c on rather interesting. I tend to pull my head under the covers now, and it tends to help. That and I “think” I’m sleeping better. I still don’t feel rested until I get some coffee into me, but that may just be my addiction to caffeine.

Oh, yeah, and now I have a new habit, I rub my head constantly. I love the way it feels right after shaving. So smooth! Heh, when it comes in a little it also feels nice. Like sand paper against my fingers. I’m convinced I’m sanding down my finger prints doing this, but I can’t help it.

I’m not sure they read this, but I will mention something else. I have a knitted cap that someone made for me years ago. I think I received it for Christmas. I’ve been wearing it every time I write, or when I’m cold. Now it functions as my hair, keeping my head warm. I call it my thinking cap, heh. So a very big thank you to them. I hope it lasts a long time. I’d feel lost without it, as it’s a part of my writing process, and now it replaces my hair, at least around home.

So anyway, I played some more DnD this weekend. Sigh, we got into another fight while trying to rescue a tavern owner’s son. He’d been kidnapped by goblins, and our group attacked. And by our group, I mean everyone but me. I was going to, but I was afraid one of them would turn around and bash my head in.

So, we got to a clearing, and several goblins surrounded the kidnapped dwarf. The Teifling and Elven Wizard went out ahead to look at a boulder that was hanging dangerously over the group. The Firbolg at this time decided he’d cast a spell that made him look like a tall goblin and walked forward to confront the ones holding their hostage. I asked him to wait while I used my disguise kit so I’d look like a goblin as well, but he ignored me. While I applied my make up and outfit, he confronted them. Not knowing how to speak goblin, he acted unintelligent using grunts and dim-witted expressions. They lept at him, attacking the unknown goblin before them. He easily killed two of the three, while the tiefling killed two, and the wizard cast burning hands, as she is wont to do. The ones not killed ran away, but not before pushing the boulder down at the dwarf and firbolg. He picked up the hostage, and ran away, while I took off my disguise, again afraid I might be attacked. Unsure if we were going to be attacked I cast inspire at the Firbolg, and sang “Carry On My Wayward Son” to everyone’s amusement, but to no point, the fight was done.

The party came back together, all the while the dwarf mistook the firbolg as a golem of some type, and me as its master. I went along with it. It became apparent this dwarf was annoying, as he kept asking to join our group, and saying the dumbest things. I decided I’d just play some music to shut him up, and it worked.

Once back in town we delivered him to his father, and were rewarded. The other three decided to turn in the ears they collected for a reward and went to the town hall. I stayed behind to flirt, but once the woman I targeted began to talk I realized how crazy her eyes were, and decided against it and went back to share a drink with the tavern owner.

The other three turned in their ears, got some gold, and were making ready to leave. That is when a man came out and asked them into his office. Trying to be subtle he asked for their help to kill his supervisor. The Tiefling being the good and innocent person she is called out, shouting that the man was trying to kill someone. He made his escape out the window as the guards came rushing towards the group.

They were praised for their loyalty, and were ready to leave. Unfortunately the elven wizard decided she’d try to loot the room of the would-be assassin. While everyone was turned away she re-entered the room, and found a chest. Apparently overcome with greed, or simply wanting to find knowledge about the assassin, she had found a chest and tried to open it. Using a pen she found she attempted to unlock it. It failed spectacularly and loudly exploded alerting everyone to her presence.

Now, in this town there is a rule. The rule is if you break a law you are to be executed. She had been found trying to steal, so she was about to be taken away to prison, and was facing death. This stumped everyone there for quite awhile. They didn’t want to die, so the Firbolg Cleric decided he’d try something, and shouted to the room that she was possessed by a demon, and attacked her with a spell. Eventually causing her to pass out, he then claimed the demon was gone. Now the whole town thinks there are demons running around possessing people.

In the end everyone returned to the tavern for sleep. I noted the passed out Elf, and asked what happened. I was told she was possessed by demons, and remarked I wasn’t surprised. Her use of burning hands for no reason other than to kill things for no reason before obviously not something a person would do if they weren’t possessed. Now only the Firbolg and Elf know she was never possessed. And that was it for the evening. Another fight, and I do nothing but stand in the background, and everyone else does things. Ah well.

And that is it for this time. I hope you all have a great week.

TTFN

What I’ve published

Walk On

Walk On Cover

click here for a link to the book

Outsider Trilogy

Outsiders-Book-Cover-RGB-web-safe

Click here for a link to the book

Poetry

poems_front2

Link to my author page on Amazon – http://www.amazon.com/Steven-Oaks/e/B00MEGSEZ6

Link to the Deathship book in the CreateSpace store – https://www.createspace.com/5023771

Or you can help me out on Patreon. Again, thank you. https://www.patreon.com/StevenOaks

Update: The book is 100% edited, and 99% formatted. The book cover is coming along. And I’m 45% into the new novel’s first draft.

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I’m Older Than I’ve Ever Been

Hello to you all. I’m back once more. Isn’t that just nifty?

Well today is my birthday. Good for me, I made it through yet another year. So how do I celebrate the anniversary of my birth? Uh, I don’t know. I’ve nothing planned. I’ll probably read a book or something, that tends to be what I do these days.

Speaking of reading, it was another week where I read 10 books. Yay me. It’s nice that I feel like I’m accomplishing something when I read, and I do like how the time flies right by when my nose is in a book. Makes the days pass easier. I don’t feel this way when I watch a show, for some reason, maybe it’s because reading engages more of my mind, rather than the passive way a show can be watched. I have to imagine all the things described as the words scroll by, instead of being spoon fed everything. I don’t know my dudes, I enjoy it. You all can enjoy whatever else takes your fancy.

Here’s your update for the new book. Everything is completed… but the cover. The artist keeps making different ones, or at least the beginnings of ones, but hasn’t been satisfied by any of them. Me? Yeah, I don’t get to give an opinion of them. I’ve only seen a couple at the starting phase. I like them, but what do I know? I’m not an artist. Just to clarify a bit, the artist is also the co-author, so it’s no wonder that they want to make it something to be remembered, so it’ll take them a little more time. I’m still hopeful for an August release, but it won’t be today like I’d thought. I could try to make a cover, but no one would be happy about that. I’ve got a middle school talent for drawing, so unless you all want something terrible we’ll have to wait patiently.

Hrm, what else? Um, I got some Dungeons and Dragons related things for my birthday. A large deck of spell cards for a bard, a starters set, and a stack of character sheets. Which makes me well prepared for my next session which should be coming up shortly. I’m really looking forward to it, though I think the first part of that night will be trying to figure out how to level my character. We all got just enough points to make it to our next level, and while I have an app on the phone that “could” level me up, it isn’t working correctly. So manual pen and paper it is. Luckily our DM is helpful in all regards to us beginners. Though he stated when we finish this campaign he’d like someone else to DM so he can play. He’s never done anything but DM, and well, that doesn’t seem fair if he wants to do something else. I don’t think I’d want to DM, so it’ll probably fall upon my other friend. He’s rather taken with DND right now, and has a knack for storytelling, so it’ll at least be interesting to play what he comes up with.

And I think that’s about it for now. I should have something else for us all next week to talk about, but right now I haven’t done much. At least now with DND I’ll have something to report at least once a month, look forward to that soon.

Have a great week!

TTFN

What I’ve published

Walk On

Walk On Cover

click here for a link to the book

Outsider Trilogy

Outsiders-Book-Cover-RGB-web-safe

Click here for a link to the book

Poetry

poems_front2

Link to my author page on Amazon – http://www.amazon.com/Steven-Oaks/e/B00MEGSEZ6

Link to the Deathship book in the CreateSpace store – https://www.createspace.com/5023771

Or you can help me out on Patreon. Again, thank you. https://www.patreon.com/StevenOaks

Update: The book is 100% edited, and 99% formatted. The book cover is coming along. And I’m 43% into the new novel’s first draft.

Steven Oaks

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